english chatting 

One of the best english groups on telegram @english_chatting_club. Kosmos is the founder of that awesome chat. You can meet a lot of cool people there. Trust me that group can change your life.

-Damn there's one spectacular telegram group called English Chatting. Join right now it's fun!!!

english chatting by XXXdead July 25, 2019

English language 

Latin and German's weird uncle

The English language is a combination of Latin, German, French and Greek.

English language by IntergalactalEnergy December 4, 2022

English Cunt 

A 5' tall troll from England that likes to bang his friends leftovers and cast-offs

Look at Brother Bartlett.....that fucking English Cunt

English Cunt by Tony Moore September 28, 2005

English basement 

A foul smelling vagina resembling the smell of traditional English fare such as fish and chips.

Be careful, I heard Marry has an English basement.

English basement by englishbasementsniffer March 12, 2011

english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.

"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."

english bellows by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009

English Crumb 

A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.

With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.

Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.

English Crumb by Piranha669 April 17, 2011

English Pig 

An English Pig is the name given to any drunk aggressive British-born moron who cannot control his actions whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.

If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.

Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.

That guy is such an English Pig, he spent the night in the local police cells for trying to start an argument with himself .....he thought it was some other stupid English Pig but in fact it was his own reflection in the glass of a shop window. Stupid English Pig!

English Pig by The Smart Ass June 27, 2015