ear sex

The act of the guy putting his leg up to his ear while the girl is giving him a lap dance naked.

"Hey Kathy, wanna give me some ear sex tonight at the bowling alley?"

"Sure Kia, are even that flexible?"

by Flowers202 December 4, 2009

ear rape

The experience of being verbally assaulted by someone who has such a rapacious need to be listened to that you feel like you've been raped by words.

I just bumped into Eric in the grocery store and he ear raped me in the produce section.

by Robert J. Smith, Jr. December 10, 2008

Ear Fuck

when a person (e.g. mum, dad) won't stop nagging you.

for fuck sake mum your such an ear fucker.

dad your giving me an ear fuck

by david let December 26, 2006

Ear Muffin

Something unappatizing/stupid. Afterall, who wants a muffin made of ears?

You did WHAT?! God, your such an ear muffin.

by I am not a prep September 27, 2005

ear cum

That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench

“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”

by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007

Ear, nose, and throat doctor

Just as your about to bust, you cram your cock into her nose, and when she turns pull her into it and shoot in her ear.

Maria was happy to become an Ear, nose, and throat doctor.

by CWNB March 8, 2009

ear brassiere

Cold-weather ear band for the fierce and funny here in Minnesota and nearby northern "Heartland" States. Expression utilized when the wind chill dips into below-Siberian-winter levels.

Commonly shouted about in this manner: "It's cold as hell outside!! Don't forget to put on your ear brassiere!" (Which was a typical quote from this writer's salty and sassy Scorpio mother, whose pseudonym would rightly be: LadyDayFan.)

by VirgoGrrrlie February 25, 2011