Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

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toll dumplings

Toll Dumplings is when you deposit some cum on a girl's stomach, when you pay her money for sex.

Atleast I got to deposit some toll dumplings on the prostitute's stomach, she was way to expensive!

by Daddy Wrong Legs August 4, 2009

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scarfed down dumplings

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law

After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.

by not-who-you-think-it-is April 11, 2024

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Looks like A total badass. But a petite, beautiful, sweet, and delicious badass. Gunny Dumpling Is loyal and faithful. She will never hurt you, but all of her friends and family will (if you’re an asshole). Gunny Dumpling looks like she lifts weights. She is a petite lean beauty.

Gunny Dumpling outlifted you but it’s ok cause she’s so damn cute and sweet.

Gunny Dumpling smites with love.

Gunny Dumpling just wants to nap, eat, cuddle and talk shit about mean people.
Gunny Dumplings Dad and brothers are gonna kick your ass.

by That Strong Betch June 11, 2018

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