Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.

Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys

Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)

AKA Dumbledoofus.

Wow, Dumbledore sure was a jerk for making Harry move in with the Dursleys.

Dumbledore by MetallicGirl June 8, 2018

Booty Dimples

When a large/hefty girl has dimples on her booty!

Man dat girl got her some booty dimples!

Booty Dimples by Dimples2012 July 13, 2010

Cryptic Dumper 

VERB
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.

Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)

Cryptic Dumper by jaketd12 February 22, 2010

dumped 

dump, dumped: a vehicle that is lowered to where it would be too crazy. this term originated from the norcal.

I seen this 180 that dumped to hell.
I'm gonna dump my shit tonight.

dumped by DaNgxXAXxLaNg April 29, 2004

dumpleganger 

A shit in the exact likeness of a person.

Howard shit out a real masterpiece last week. It was a perfect dumpleganger for John Mayer, but with more talent.

dumpleganger by Morecowbell April 18, 2014

dumpers

A phrase often used to refer to usually a young man with pants that ride below his shit hole. The meaning behind the phrase is the pants are so low it looks like the lad shit his pants with such an intensive furry it dragged the pants down almost to the floor.

The kid thinks he's gangsta cause he wears his pants like dumpers.

dumpers by gammy num nums November 2, 2010

dumbledorf 

A person of little intelligence or common sense.

That guy is such a dumbledorf.

dumbledorf by TankTrap August 15, 2009