facebook delusion disorder

You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.

"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."

by SPApproved February 19, 2012

Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder

A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.

Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."

by BeauFIDAWG June 13, 2011

colony collapse disorder

A sudden die-off of the bee population in a hive or colony. Blamed on cell phone radiation. Abbreviated CCD.

Beekeepers where shocked and stunned, when they learned, that their once thriving hives, had been emptied due to an occurence of colony collapse disorder.

by Joe Rodolico December 26, 2008

disown

What extremely religious families do to children who don’t believe in the same religion as their parents

Carl believed in Buddhism and his Christian families disowned him

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Geopreference Disorder

When some chick/guy that you want to screw/date that lives in the same town as you. They find you unattractive compared to another guy/girl that has the same looks, traits, money, etc. but are more than willing to become friends because they are 'from away'.

Guy: Hey I've known you for quite sometime and he have some good times together, do you want to go out on a date?

Girl: No, I don't think so. Oh! That reminds me! John has the same exact car you do, and you both look so much alike, and he just moved here from New York City. We're going out tonight! He's so hot!

Guy: I hate sluts with Geopreference Disorder!

by StonemanPete17 August 17, 2010

macrovaginal disorder

An affliction where a woman's vagina is abnormally large or gaping.

My girlfriend's macrovaginal disorder made me feel like less of a man.

Continued fisting caused MVD (Macrovaginal Disorder) in my girlfriend.

You don't want to date her, she has macrovaginal disorder.

by Dutch Pie April 14, 2014

Indention deficit disorder

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.

When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...

by TX Starfish March 2, 2009