anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

Sling a Ding

To grab someones meaty dick and move your gripping hand in an up and down motion until your hand cramps up.

Yo! Did you just steal my Jaro? Go Sling a Ding man!

by Not HW June 12, 2018

Dinge Hole

A place that is usually not highly recommended by the masses

Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm

“Do you want to go to the Valley?”
“No that place is a dinge hole”

by VinnieHaz February 25, 2023

Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis

MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

dings and dangs

Dents or scratches on a car

My brother borrowed my car and got it full of dings and dangs! Smh

by Raske November 9, 2017

Kingoling Ding

The best squad you will ever find. Founders are yun_queezie, scooter_b0y, Jholland_41. This group of dangerous individuals begin on GTA5. The squad has grown since the beginning and now includes many other players. Follow them on twitch.

The kingoling dings are a dangerous gang on GTA5.

by KingolingDinggg November 9, 2021