klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017

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Diet Spoda

A wigger, or white person who acts black; originating from spoda, redneck slang for a black person, from "You ain't 'spoda be coming round these parts!"

"Pull up your pants, you fake-ass mall gangster. You ain't nothin' but a diet spoda!"

by PrisonChessNetwork February 29, 2020

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The Elvis Diet

When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.

Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.

by Crash1925 August 27, 2021

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Domain Diet

Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.

You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true

by little-miss can't do wrong June 17, 2012

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1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011

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