Spectator Syndrome

Spectator Syndrome is when you do nothing with your life.

You just spectate other people and kind of take it day by day.

Days and days go by and not much has changed.

You talk about the things you want to achieve and dream of, but don't actually take opportunities or seek change.

You live on "some day isle"

Some day I'll do this..

Some day I'll do that..
Person 1: I started going to the gym, you should come with me.

Person 2: Yeah, some day I'll come, not now, I'm a bit busy now.

*1 year later*

Person 1: I'm starting a business, why don't you start a business?

Person 2: Yeah I actually want to start a business, I was telling my brother about that the other day, hopefully I'll start soon.

Person 1: You know what? I think you're suffering from Spectator Syndrome.

Person 2: What?! No I don't!
by FALQA July 30, 2024
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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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