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verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
by The Ugly One January 7, 2004
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textual diarrhea

The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).
"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."
by jw80808 December 27, 2008
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Black Out Diarrhea

The act of having explosive diarrhea while aggressively spinning in circles causing the victim to become unconscious.
Did you hear what happened to Margo? She ate too much cottage cheese and got black out diarrhea. She sprayed all over the walls!
by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009
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diarinkie

The unwelcome smell that accompanies the morning after the night before, when vast amounts of lager has been consumed.
Oh shit I have diarinkie stinkie.....
by Will the Drill !!!!! July 28, 2004
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diarrhgarita

A tequila based cocktail comprised of the following combination:
60% tequila, 20% Triple Sec,10% Coke, 10% fresh lime or lemon juice

The drink is usually served shaken with ice, on the rocks, or blended with ice (the "frozen margarita").

Frequently served with salt on the rim of the glass.

Goes In Liquid And Shades Of Greenish Brown And Exits Body In Same Fashion
I had a a really good drink last night the only explanation I can give you is it was a: diarrhgarita, It goes in the same way it came out.
by ~✿~Dawn:FuStalker~✿~ June 14, 2009
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Diarrhexia

a disorder in which the sufferer attempts to lose weight by using laxatives. The disorder is characterized by extremely low body weight, distorted body image, an obsessive fear of gaining weight, and an aching rear from over exposure to acidic feces.
I have to go to my diarrhexia support group today and talk about my constant use of laxatives to lose weight. Our motto is: "My problems ain't shit!"
by TOOKAY March 14, 2010
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Diarrheatic

A play on the term "diuretic," which applies to any substance that promotes the production of urine. As you could guess, A Diarrheatic is any substance that promotes the production of Diarrhea.
"As a doctor, I suggest you eat a lot of Diarrheatic foods to help with your constipation. I can fill you out a prescription for some laxatives, or you can just eat a lot of Taco Bell."
by Bort S. September 17, 2013
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