Dialing the pink telephone

To masturbate tickle the clitoris

Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Diale

common surname in South Africa but is the best surname you could ask for, Diale's are usually clever, kind hearted and rich

Person1: Why does that guy have a Rolex
Person2: Because he's a Diale

by Ashton D November 22, 2021

Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.

I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.

by dioxholster January 22, 2011

dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022

Dialelis

AZM

I was talking more to your internal... dialelis if you like.

by Salty.Tears. May 16, 2022

Dial pussy

When her pussy smells like the hand soap (commonly dial brand) in your bathroom and you know she used it to “freshen up”.

Something else was very fishy when I smelled that dial pussy.

by Forklift Certified December 25, 2020