dating range

Range of ages relative to one's own that it is acceptable (not creepy) to date. Usually:
- Lower limit = (your age / 2) + 7
- Higher limit = (your age - 7) * 2

- Man, she's too young.
- No way, I'm 26, she's 20, just within my dating range!
- So was that woman at 38.
- Yeah I am more MILF oriented now.

by oysterzoom April 27, 2010

Cop date

When 2 police officers get together for a bite to eat, usually in a small restaurant or diner.
Often seen at restaurants such as Luby's, Whistle Junction, Jim's, Las Palapas, Taco Cabana, Ryan's, random family-owned Mexican restaurants, and occasionally Chacho's.

"Hey Bill, wanna grab a bite at Jim's?"
"Sure Johnny, it's a cop date."

"Hey check it out, there's 2 cop cars outside that Luby's."
"Wow, there must be a cop date going on in there."

by J-HUSTLE August 15, 2009

up the date

up the arse

I did Sharon up the date, she loved it.

by mcLevin September 15, 2010

Dry Dating

Form of casual, new relationship exploration that possesses many of the characteristics of traditional dating (e.g. dinners out, cooking together, drinks at bar, movies on the sofa) but lacks to a confusing extent a physical component; not even a kiss goodnight. Especially perplexing to one party when the other (the non-move-making party) is in the initiator of all dates.

Shannon, "What's up with you and Bob?"

Jennifer, "We're dry dating. We've been out six times and he still hasn't kissed me."

by DatinginSF June 15, 2010

juicy date

when a girl gives you a blowjob on the first date

Jordan gave Tom a juicy date

by KimJuan August 6, 2016

Date Movie

The absolute worst movie of 2006. One of the worst films ever. So incredibly awful that they actually put Alison Hannigan in a fat suit. Most of the people who watched it committed a big messy suicide in the middle of the theater. Avoid at all cost. About as funny as a marathon of Mind of Mencia.

Dude, that was worse than Date Movie.

I'm sorry for the death of your mother my friend.

by George of the Windy Hills February 1, 2009

asymptote dating

1/Dating; a relationship where you get progressively closer to dating but never actually reach dating. Not to be confused with pre-dating, asymptote dating never leads to actual dating.

Ugh! Why won't Alex and Jon get together??? They're totally asymptote dating.

by ohbb April 22, 2009