Skip to main content

first date syndrome

A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often come in a string together. Can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. Not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."
by Shannon L.W. January 28, 2006
mugGet the first date syndrome mug.

lowcost date

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl, lowcost dating, low cost date.
Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think next time I'll go for a lowcost date.

lowcost date is when at the end of date you spent money only for gas and taxes but the entire ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;
by mave73 May 20, 2008
mugGet the lowcost date mug.

porno date

A date you go on for the sole purpose of what you know is going to happen at the end of it.
The guy wasn't really her type, but considering his looks and how long it had been since she'd been with a guy, she agreed to a porno date.
by Shannon L.W. September 1, 2005
mugGet the porno date mug.

Hatch-date

The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)

Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.

Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.

Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.
All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.
by The Milwaukee Merle November 1, 2013
mugGet the Hatch-date mug.

Mate Date

Going somewhere or doing something that would traditionally be considered a romantic or 'date-like' venue or event with someone who is a friend and you have no plans to be romantically involved with. Traditionally used to describe a female-male pairing
Tom and I had an awesome mate date, we went ice skating, went for dinner and had a stroll along the beach
by indierocknroller March 1, 2010
mugGet the Mate Date mug.

blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.
Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
by Otto Parts June 6, 2010
mugGet the blonde date mug.

groundhog date

When one seems to go on the same date over and over again, with either the same person or with different people.
It was groundhog date again with george last night: dinner and drinks. I'm getting kinda sick of this routine.
by kds818 October 7, 2009
mugGet the groundhog date mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email