CockShnager

my bro was getting pissed off by my lil bro and he was like fukin skittzing it so he goes fuk off u cockshnager

cockshnager means a fukin dickhead,fag,and anything u want 2 inult some1 with

John the cockshnager fuked my girlfriend

by Tarran Constable August 19, 2004

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

Crocksten

Means your disabled or and import

What a crocksten

Oh my god look at this crocksten

by youiyouiyoui December 12, 2019

crocksten

An import or disabled

What a crocksten

Look at this crocksten

by youiyouiyoui December 12, 2019

crocksten

An import or disabled

What a crocksten

Look at this crocksten

by youiyouiyoui December 12, 2019

Clockstrone

A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag.

I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned

by Teddy "Bones" Keating January 3, 2009

clockslack

slipping behind in your schedule

I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack

by Derek Watts January 30, 2009