Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.

"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"

by heviarti March 22, 2009

Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

cimp

A person who constantly hits on the same girl expecting to get some but never does so he only tries harder.

Man, that girl's never going to hook up with Josh, I wish he'd stop blackberry cimping.

by Da_Man2134324 January 13, 2011

Chimpken head

A beautiful fellatious woman dedicated to one cock.

My baby is a chimpken head not some skank.

by Lucky JD May 2, 2023

Chimpism

A rise in behaviour and attitude, especially in a social environment, which has more in common with a chimp in the wild, than that of a civilized human being.

A tendency towards aggressive resolution of a conflict or disagreement, lacking comprehensive dialogue, a commitment to understanding each other, a willingness to cooperate.

For all the foreboding and warnings in classical literature about the demise of society, noone could have predicted that it is chimpism which would usher in the chaos and inevitably bring the end to society as we know it.

by Aloysius Castle July 29, 2023

Crimping

An act of movement outside the norm, such as scooting, creeping, or duck-walking.

Joey, began crimping down the hallway, catching everyone's attention with this strange spectacle.

by comeonpeople October 11, 2016

chimpy

Ugly, simian-like

"your baby mighty chimpy

by LeRoy January 12, 2004