Lucio Cortes

The hottest person you will ever meet. The person with the highest iq and the longest pennis alive.

You are a very handsome person, like 2/9 of what Lucio Cortes is.

by soybiencool November 22, 2021

Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."

by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

Angela Cortez

mikiel cortez and angela, his wifey have been together from 3 years but mikey and angela both deny it every time tzuriel brings it up.

angela cortez tzuriels bully

by monkeman21 March 18, 2022

mikiel cortez

angelas husband even tho they both deny it

hahahaha mikiel cortez

by monkeman21 March 18, 2022

Micah Cortez

Quesadillas

“Look it’s Micah Cortez. I bet he’s got quesadillas.”

by Monkey Maniac March 1, 2022

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

A Cortez

When a man is fucking a girl but getting fucked in his ass at the same time

Me and my best friend had a Cortez with a female last night.

by Cortezman May 7, 2022