Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.

Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.

by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011

Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

by lawnman7 July 18, 2012

Choking Bone

Male masturbation. Wanking. Jacking off.

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn

*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

by The Junk September 30, 2008

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.

Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.

by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017