Congenuine

constantly genuine

You are very congenuine.

by Congenuine September 23, 2025

congretition

Being jump scared by congregation from geometry dash

he congretition me waht a dick

by Plotless December 2, 2025

a conneely kiss

A physical action by which two people stand facing each other and one person from a still up right position, kicks with the aim of making contact with the other persons chin.

a guy walks into a bar and begins to talk to an attractive girl. when her boy friend walks up and begins to provoke the guy by firing off a punch. the guy dodges and out of reflex hits him with a conneely kiss, sending the guy to the ground k.o

by social spectator August 7, 2012

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020