Colorado School of Mines

A community of "gifted" "students" who all share the similar interest in miners O_O

bro, are you from colorado school of mines?

ofcourse dude, I love miners

yo, me too dude, thats so awesome

by Bilbo Ballin November 14, 2023

East Colorado

East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.

Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really

Well you must have been in the East Colorado

by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.

‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’

by Mintmas July 31, 2024

Pierce, Colorado

A small town of about 1000 people. 850 being elderly. Not much in Pierce to do but a skatepark, store, and a bar. Not that interesting.

Dude 1 :Dude have you heard about Pierce, Colorado?
Dude 2 :No.
Dude 1 :Well there's just a bunch of old people, Don't worry about it.

by Buck Choklit March 25, 2011

colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020