by hypnotiz3dd January 20, 2024
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epic colons:
1: 2: 3:
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by YeetoWords May 03, 2022
Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!
by The Commonsensualist February 26, 2020
The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.
by Garagemahal May 12, 2025
(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019