Colbert

To shit while sitting down so the shit squishes between your legs then wiggle around in it.

The mentally ill patient did a Colbert in his pants, but they don't know any better.

by pseudomonym August 1, 2022

Conmerce

The act of a retail corporation slightly changing a product to save costs while maintaining retail price without disclosing the change to the public (slightly less content in a package, modified/changed ingredients, etc)

Me: does this bag of chips seem lighter?
Friend: That’s Conmerce for you. 10% less chips, 100% original price.

by ChashuDumpling September 18, 2022

colterbae

Literally the worlds best geometrydash player in the world™️

have you heard of Colterbae? They’re literally the worlds greatest geometrydash player in the world.

by colterbae November 20, 2022

Commerce Digest

A comprehensive and insightful source of information related to recent developments, trends, and news in the world of commerce.

I always start my day by reading Commerce Digest to stay up-to-date with the latest happenings in the world of business and commerce.

by Ashleypp April 13, 2023

dot commerce

This is a stupid buzzword made up by the media on the grounds they believe it sounds trendy.

dot commerce entrepreneuers found shares down this week according to the latest FT ...

by screwed up myself July 8, 2003

Universal Commercial Time

The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.

Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."

Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.

by Huckball August 16, 2010

Olympic Commercials

A repetition of the same few annoying commercials over and over again.

Jim: Didn't I just see that Libeety Mutual commercial during the last commercial break?
Mike: Yeah, it's just one of those Olympic Commercials.

by haksaw August 4, 2012