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Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007
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COCKBLOCKER

COCKBLOCKERS ARE BOYS WHO STOP THEIR FELLOW BROTERS FROM GETTING SOME PUSSY
I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.

NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =
by NIKKI JOSEPH LAROUSSE June 10, 2009
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Cockblack

adj. To be a really large Cockblock.

See "Cockblock"
That girl's friends would always try and convince the boy she likes to date her, but he would always refuse. Instead of being wingmans, they were cockblacks.
by urbanshrimp328 December 14, 2010
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inadvertent cock-block

when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.
Last night I got hit by an inadvertent cock-block. Talk about frustrating.
by Taylor McClanahan April 29, 2008
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Penta Kill Cock Block

When you get a Quadra kill on League of Legends but someone on your team steals the last kill.
Ashe : Kill
Ashe : Double Kill
Ashe : Triple Kill
Ashe : Quadra Kill
Sona : Kill ( Troll )

Ashe : AKJSDHAISBDASDAS WHHYYYY
Ashe : You penta kill cock block'd me
by LeagueOfLegendsTrollers February 16, 2013
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Cock block

An act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.
BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004
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cocklock

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.
by steve freund February 25, 2008
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