Clopen

When you work retail and hate your job so you have to close one night, normally a day when you have to stay well beyond regular closing hours, and immediately follow it up with an opening shift.

My boss has me scheduled for 2 fucking clopen shifts this week!

by A.floyd August 22, 2017

clueless

a dumb person

charles: am i clueless
phoebe: yes

by Winter is best season August 24, 2021

Clueless Like Trish

A ditsy preferably female or gay male who is from California and is unaware of certain things around them.

I swear we went to the mall with Ashley and she was clueless like Trish on what a QR code is.

by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021

Clueless Cuckold

Ashley f and cindy f living in maine Cuckold ashleys bf kyle g

Kyle is a clueless cuckold who eats cum out of ashley fs Cheating pussy

by Kyle ashleys cuck April 11, 2023

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Chupe-a-loop

The act of something being stuck in a continual beating. In the situation, escaping or fighting back is impossible until the beater stops, or makes a mistake. The beating must also be one continual move, such as a punch, for more than 2 timess.

Often relates heavily to fighting video games (Super Smash Brothers, Tekken, SOul Calibur...)

Did you see the fight last night? Mike got Evander in a chupe-a-loop! Evander was helpless!

by MarioPrime May 24, 2005