Cluster Duck

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.

There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.

by Top Men December 28, 2010

king chester

1. <n> King of England 1743-1758. 2. <n> The highest form of lameness; The name Chester is derived from Chester County, Pa, the most lame place to chillax. Thus a King Chester the ruler of boredom, dullness, and all things lack luster. 3. <n> The most rockin' rock band of the last half quarter decade.

1. King Chester of England was one of the worst all time rulers.
2. Dude that is so lame, its such a King Chester.
3. HELL YEAH! I LOVE THIS SONG BY KING CHESTER!!!

by Ghost Dad March 31, 2008

Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck

by Can we get food somewhere? June 20, 2009

west chester, pa

its time to take a stand for those of us who dont know what burberry is. for those of us who drink jacquins and crown russe and not grey goose (bankers and natty too). for those of us who dont pop the collars of our lacoste polos (what the hell is that? ) this is for those of us who have never been to the king of prussia mall. the chesterians who rove around in ford tauruses, not rovers. this is to point out that there is no proof that girls are any hotter in west chester than anywhere else (though paisley begs to differ). no comment on whether girls drive an hour to king of prussia to get coach bags, as i am not a girl. also, i dont know if any of them will join sorostitutes, sororities maybe. chester county not born but raised and i swear that we are not like that.
its time to take back west chester.

andrews taking a stand against flamers who try to say what west chester is, but only go to college here and aint born n raised - nah mean pussies?

by alf January 30, 2005

Afterbirth of a Lesbian Clusterfuck

1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.

1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.

by DamienCross March 5, 2009

cluster

A series of small events or actions.

Taken from Australian cricket commentary, refering to the grouping of where each ball lands on the pitch during an over.

Good cluster Warnie!

Dave:"I tripped over, stubbed my toe and spilt my beer."
Mark:"That's a bad cluster. You're gonna have a bad time."

by Šteggs May 29, 2007

yemeni cluster goatfuck

1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.

Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.

It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.

by anjali666 January 26, 2008