Chow and Plow

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.

Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.

by B Tsunami October 22, 2019

Dung dung chow

An Asian phrase that sounds so real that you can use...
1) when your Vietnamese friend stutters with "d-- d-- d--..."; OR
2) to trick people into thinking you speak some Asian language

"What did you say?"
'I SAID according to the d- d- d-'
"Dung dung chow?!"

by epitaf April 7, 2025

chow

To jump the gun, attack early, or play aggressively. Typically used while playing any versus video-game.

"He's about to attack us, I'm going to chow it. That way he doesn't get the upper hand." Or "They're about to score, I'm going in for the chow!"

by Prhyst May 17, 2023

Dong suey chow

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.

Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!

by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017

Black Merle Chow Chow

A Chow Chow which is dog that genetically will DNA test as a black dog or have majority of black hair. It would then contain the merle trait as well which it defines as the dilution of colors via in the form of spots! Speckles!

That black merle chow chow is so unique.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

Ching chow

To either get drugged, end up in a trunk or have internal bleeding from food poisoning.

Dude, I'm getting light headed and I have stomach pain after eating that lo mein. Hopefully I didn't get ching chowed.

by Jayeeed February 5, 2023

Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.

In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.

by David Eckmier December 21, 2008