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chimping

to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.
Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.
by overheard_2000 May 24, 2009
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chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution
look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!
by Sam January 13, 2005
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Chimp-pansy

An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.

Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.
Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!

Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)

"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."

-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007
by Tony Pags December 27, 2008
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Chimples

Pimples on your chin.

'Chin Pimples'
Did you see all of her chimples!?
by Moose69 August 22, 2008
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Chimple

A pimple on the chin that is difficult to pop.
God damnit, not another chimple.
by CramWow April 19, 2010
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CHIMPS

A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.
by KirkbyWillo January 17, 2011
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chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)
"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"
by Dirty Rich October 16, 2006
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