Chaps

A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.

<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005

vegetarian chips

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.

Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!

by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

dick chips

chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.

man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!

by E-nig May 10, 2016

FISH and CHIPS

Acronym for Fighting In Someone's House and Causeing Havoc In Peoples Streets. Common US Military slang. Has a high usage among US Army Infantry and Rangers.

Lock and Load! Time for some fish and chips!

by BrandonB1240 December 12, 2007

chaps

our own london(uk) slang for silver braceletz!

"fuck,u got sum nang chapz"

by red-eye July 23, 2004

Rock and Chips

Rock salmon (spiny dogfish) and chips. A meal you get at a fish 'n chip shop.

Not made up for a shitty BBC show.

Fancy getting some rock and chips?

by edgemuck May 23, 2010

Flat Chips

Flat chips are what people commonly mistake for Fried Potato. Flat chips do not exist.

Charlie: Hey Ramzy, we should make some flat chips.
Ramzy: You mean fried potato?
Charlie: Yes, sorry for mixing that up. Flat chips do not exist.

by GenRaam December 12, 2012