captain kirk

describes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.

"Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"

"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"

by senor _coconut_1 January 9, 2009

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

by Alex August 9, 2003

Captain O'Malley

A white cop. Used in Los Angeles, South Central, hespanic quaters.

Gonna put a slug in Captain O'Malley!

by mi_ve May 11, 2006

Captain Intensity

I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity

A buddy who is intense about everything

Dude I fucked Tammy last night

Man thats my girlfreind bro

Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber

by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007

Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009

failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

by Montantanto January 28, 2009

Captain of the Carpet Ship

A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.

Shit, man! You were Captain of the Carpet Ship last night.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006