bats in the cave

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

moist cave

When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.

Can't believe I got lost in that hookers moist cave. Nearly had to fight my way out or die trying.

by The Mad Titan June 3, 2016

Cave Coochie

The area around the female reproductive organ that is: unkempt, overgrown, and generally not well taken care of.

Similar to that belonging to a cavewoman.

Guy#1: I went home with this girl last night and she wanted me to go down on her, but she had that cave coochie, so I left.

Guy#2: That’s nasty

by junglebug1010 October 25, 2020

Bat cave

When you’re fucking a girl doggystyle. You whip out a flash light and start shining it around all the walls. When she gets distracted you yell, “into the bat cave!” Then cram your dick in her ass.

I gave her the bat cave

by Thickdickrick October 3, 2017

so cave

1. Very outdated.

2. Anything that is poor taste and lacks common decency.

His smart phone is so cave.

His table manners are so cave.

by Not a Philistine October 1, 2016

Bear Cave

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...

I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....

by Jamesaddiction February 12, 2021

cave tan

noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see basement dweller

John- Damn, look at Tim, hes white as shit!
Tom- Yeah, he jot got the new COD, hes working on his cave tan.

by pyromanicaldude May 5, 2011