Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.
by Skttlz313 January 6, 2012
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"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."
"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."
"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."
by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013
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Call someone out on their beliefs or actions; to hold someone accountable, ideally in public. Examples: pulled her card, pull someone's card, pulled their card.
by Adarkane August 6, 2017
Get the Pulled his card mug.A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.
by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007
Get the queef card mug.The "Get Out of Hell Free" card is a commercial parody of the MONOPOLY "Get Out of Jail Free" card, created by a columnist after a reader told him he "was going to hell" for a story he wrote. Well over 1 million of the cards have been sold since its inception. "Get Out of Hell Free" is a federally registered trademark.
The waitress was being harassed by customers, so I gave her a Get Out of Hell Free card. Really made her day!
by GOOHFy September 23, 2009
Get the Get Out of Hell Free card mug.In the states of California and Oregon, and maybe one or two others, Legal medical marijuana can be purchased from a cannabis club with this card. The card is obtained by a doctor referral, and is a legitimate form of identification.
by The Sweeper June 17, 2006
Get the Club Card mug.The SRESS CARD is a card issued to new Army trainees that they are to keep in their shirt pocket. Any time they feel that the mean Drill Sergeant is pushing them too hard, the trainee takes out the card, and must be given a break to collect themselves.
Four Drill Sergeants are screaming at Private Snookems because he forgot to bring his entrenching tool (again). Snookems is feeling a bit crowded, and can't take all this stress... those Drill Sergeants are just too mean. So he takes out his STRESS CARD and like magic, the pressure goes away.
Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.
Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.
by B 2/75 February 13, 2007
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