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Can't Even
1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
2. The act of "can't evening"
Can't Even by Fifty4 February 9, 2015
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can't see the forest for the trees
To be so concerned with specifics or details that the larger problem, situation or point is missed. Alternate: can't see the woods for the trees. Often said incorrectly as "can't see the forest THROUGH the trees." (English, circa 1500's)
A: I hate the piss and crap all over the place from my wife's cats!
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.
can't see the forest for the trees by biggs33 October 6, 2010
can i speak to you son
If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.
Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.
Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.
Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."
You: "can i speak to you son"
You: "can i speak to you son"
can i speak to you son by rootcause August 3, 2005
can i tap that
Its a game you text someone and ask them "can i tap that" and you see what they say. If your good enought you might get laid. If your not then it will still be funny.
Me: When can i tap that ?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?
can i tap that by lilnathan March 23, 2010
can't stump the trump
When someone attempts to take down Donald Trump by attacking him.
Only later do the attempted stumpers realize that TRUMP can not be stumped.
Only later do the attempted stumpers realize that TRUMP can not be stumped.
A. Did you see what happened when Hillary tried to stump Trump by calling him a sexist?
B. The bitch got stumped, doesn't she realize you CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP?
B. The bitch got stumped, doesn't she realize you CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP?
can't stump the trump by CreedOKC September 13, 2016
Can Goblin
1- A Spilt BeerTransient male or female who's only source of earned income is from the recycling of cans, bottles,plastic and glass.
2- Any person who digs through the trash can(s) located in the Bottle Return Center to recover bottles/ cans that have been discarded after the machine refused to take them. These Can Goblin's then take those nasty waste riddled items into the store with them and hold up the Express check-out line arguing over 10 cents that they have just stolen out of the stores trash can.
3- Any person that regulary enters a store with the sole purpose of just using the Bottle / Can return machines, bathroom, and to eat the free samples from the Bakery Department, without ever purchasing a thing from the store.
4- A term used by Loss Prevention / Security personel to quickly identify a persons intent, direction of travel, and regular in store habits, with only one name.
5-"gobelinus canne"
2- Any person who digs through the trash can(s) located in the Bottle Return Center to recover bottles/ cans that have been discarded after the machine refused to take them. These Can Goblin's then take those nasty waste riddled items into the store with them and hold up the Express check-out line arguing over 10 cents that they have just stolen out of the stores trash can.
3- Any person that regulary enters a store with the sole purpose of just using the Bottle / Can return machines, bathroom, and to eat the free samples from the Bakery Department, without ever purchasing a thing from the store.
4- A term used by Loss Prevention / Security personel to quickly identify a persons intent, direction of travel, and regular in store habits, with only one name.
5-"gobelinus canne"
1-"I couldn't finish returning all my cans because that Spilt BeerCan Goblin was using all the machines."
2-"I had to wait ten minutes while someSpilt Beer Can Goblin in the Express line tried to return a beer can filled with a syringe and piss."
4-"Can Goblin coming through the main door."
5- "Et tu gobelinus canne abi in malam rem." ( And you Can Goblin go to the Devil.)
2-"I had to wait ten minutes while someSpilt Beer Can Goblin in the Express line tried to return a beer can filled with a syringe and piss."
4-"Can Goblin coming through the main door."
5- "Et tu gobelinus canne abi in malam rem." ( And you Can Goblin go to the Devil.)
Can Goblin by SHP October 14, 2004