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cafediarrhea 

What we used to call the cafeteria when I was in high school in the early part of last century...
Are they serving Mystery Meat in the cafediarrhea again today?
cafediarrhea by Haywood Jabloughmie December 15, 2008
Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked
caked by Touch67 December 16, 2007

caked up 

1. To be rich with money, fine women, nice cars and jewelry, usually obtained through sports, entertainment or the drug trade. ex. "Juice came through the block caked up, stuntin' in a new whip!"
2. In a woman, to be large bosommed, with thick thighs and a plump bottom. ex. "Cheryl got caked up over the summer. You see her ass and thighs?"
caked up by Jamal Jones September 25, 2006

penis cage 

A BDSM device to 'control' the penis and male sex-drive. Frequently worn by 'sissy gurls' to feminise their sexual drive. Used to stop a male partner masturbating without his partners knowledge. Occaisionally worn by self lockers to centre their sexual tensioin by stopping masturbation outside of 'relesed' periods, which can vary from hours to days or months.
To stop Keith's sleeping around Carol fitted his penis cage nice and tight.

Harry was a self locker and wore his penis cage on dates.

At the nudist beach Samantha was fascinated by Ted's penis cage
penis cage by Townsman December 29, 2014
Something that all people with the first name Phillip should be in. A word commonly used by teenagers referring to friends when they are annoying
Phillip: Hey _____ What's up?
Teenager: Get back in your cage Phillip..
Cage by Teenageboy August 14, 2010

Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key 

A way to use the word fuck in polite company, and still get back at the maaaaan.

...Or the key to the cage in which Fluttershy keeps all the unicorn ponies she's captured...
Kirby: "Poyo!"

Random Guy: "I honestly don't give a Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key Kirby, I really don't."