coupe de merde

To cup ones hand and fart in it, then put said hand over another persons nose and mouth.

Roughly translated from french: "shallow cup or bowl of shit".

For maximum effect the first part of this maneuver should be performed by surreptitiously cupping the gaseous expulsion while having your hand down both your pants and underwear. The second part should be done ambush style while saying "la coupe de merde!"

The kid sitting in front of me in church wouldn't stop whineing so i gave that little bastard the coupe de merde.

by parasomniac December 21, 2008

Fitness Couple

An extremely fit couple, whose relationship stems from working out and being at the gym.

Usually seen wearing Spandex, Athletic Shorts, Sports Bra ect...

"How did your date go last Saturday"

It was great, we went to the gym and worked on the elliptical!"

"Wow, you guys are such a Fitness Couple

by McTex August 3, 2008

Groupon couple

Couples in which both members are low-middle class whose relationship is sustained by multitude of special date night activities such as hot air balloon rides, kayaking and wine tasting tours, and $4.00 movie tickets, offered through a discount site. The couples would never pay for 80% of these activities at a full price.

1) There are so many groupon couples at this kayaking and wine tasting tour.

2) We're rich. We don't need to be a groupon couple.

3) I'm dating a business consultant. I'm so glad I'm not part of a groupon couple anymore.

4) Will you be a groupon couple with me?

by Cinna-money July 13, 2011

Burt and Ernie couple

A male homosexual couple. The Sesame street characters have long been viewed as homosexual mascots of sorts within the gay community. Burt and Ernie is an affable term for a likable and well matched gay couple

"Bob and Joe get along so well, they finish each other's sentences. What a true Burt and Ernie couple"

by AJAS November 6, 2009

a couple three

originating in southeast Michigan in the 1960's, the term means a uncertain quantity, i.e. It may be two (but rarely is), it could be three but is usually more, but is seldom as much as "quite a few".

I told her a couple three times to get down off the bar or put her panties back on before they throw us out.

by HDandPD June 11, 2006

Facebook couple

1. Two people who are dating but never act like a couple in person but on Facebook they comment on every single of each others' statuses and they constantly write "I loveee you" on each others walls.

2. Two people who are not actually dating but they flirt on Facebook as if they were madly in love, they may have a different love interest in the outside world but on Facebook they dearly love each other.

1. Michelle - "Wow Bob and Chelsea never even look at each other when I see them, are they really going out?"

Paige - "Yeah, I think so, they write "I <3 U" and "I luv u moreeee" on each others walls every single freaking day, it's ridiculous!"

2. Michelle - "Are Roberta and Greg in love, on Facebook they comment on every singe picture of each other..."

Paige - "Nooo Greg is in love with her but Roberta is totally not interested, she's with Sean. Roberta and Greg are just a Facebook couple."

by missscarr October 9, 2009

quad coupe

A car with two long front doors, and two short back doors, with no pillar in between. These cars have 4-door usefulness with 2-door looks.

The Mazda RX8 and the Saturn ION RedLine are two excellent examples of the quad coupe concept.

by Bahn, Otto Bahn December 11, 2006