In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 17, 2022
Someone who, after playing many rounds of a single controller game, asks for the controller back after a single round of you playing.
by TurbofanDude April 05, 2020
Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.
by tino9007 February 07, 2011
david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee
by broomboy January 28, 2008
A term created by Cindy B. Gilbert addressing the keyboard command control-F that allows you to search a webpage for a certain term or phrase.
Amy: Are you actually reading all this stuff?
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.
by Ginger Kesha March 27, 2016
An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..
Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.
Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.
Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules
AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker
AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker
by AYjAY July 11, 2013
A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
by Sdale June 21, 2011