Poop Claw

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.

He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'

by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010

bear claw

n. The shocker as performed by a stinky man wearing a skully cap and having dong chops.

Man, that was rough - right after he blew Guinness farts on that chick, causing her to grow dizzy, he gave her a handful of a bearclaw.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Turtle Claw man

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw

Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today

by A&G1234 July 10, 2009

to claw

When a inexperienced male (usually a fag) inserts two fingers into the vagina, but doesn't move them just keeps them still and awkwardly continues to hookup

As he walked by everybody screamed THE CLAWW because of his awkward hookup the night before

To claw moves for no man

by Interesting lingo March 3, 2015

Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

by hanssel May 1, 2007

eagle claw

An eagle claw is wrinkled skin between the breast of an older woman similar to crows feet around the eye.

did you see the rack on that cougar? yes, but did you see her eagle claw?

by jonnie505 August 1, 2007

the claw

Description of the rigid, curled, hook-like state of one's hand after a successful bout of masturbation during the trip from the sofa to the bathroom, complete with sticky liquid dripping off, albeit not of the blood-red colour…

"Man, my mum barged into the living room right in the middle of me doing THE CLAW..."

by Patrick Antonis September 29, 2006