Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011

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Nigger Christmas

When a person received there Tax return and what’s to buy random shit

I’m going nigger Christmas shopping this week.

by Dr.Braxton Mofield March 9, 2021

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Christmas in july

When a guy cums on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the cum

Guy: thanks for the head! Wanna do a Christmas in July?

Girl: yeah sure

Guy: you better snort all my cum

by Tommy L Matty L September 24, 2013

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christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.

by Fatbox January 4, 2006

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Christmas Star

The act of receiving head while both members are in a standing position. It often requires the use of a ladder, step stool, or trash can. To complete the act of a Christmas Star the recipient must cum on the top of the blower's head.

"So how was your Christmas Bob?"

"It was pretty damn good. My wife let me give her a Christmas Star while I was hanging lights."

by NedULater November 13, 2013

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