chodely

Used to describe men who go to bars and talk to other men, not because they are gay, but because they are either too old or dont have the guts to go and try to pick up and meet new women. So instead they clump together (usually in pairs which is creepy already) and talk about their chodely lives whilst clinging onto a beer to make them seem less like a complete loser.

Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"

I went to this bar in Hong Kong and there were all these chodely guys sitting together while women walked and danced around them.

by ntitty January 15, 2008

Chode

An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.

Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.

by Thunderdouche May 21, 2015

Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013

The Chode

Somebody that is a really chodey person.
Who can't stop saying CHODE!!!!!!!
Someone who has a chode dog!!!!!!!

Eric is a CHODE!!!!!
He is a lazy Chode!!!!!
He can also be a super Chode!!!!!
You don't want to be the chode!!!!
Chodes are stupid!!!!!

by chodey chodeson September 19, 2008

chode

A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip.

An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank
2 shut up u fucking chode
3 people who actually use chode as an insult

by jo31111 July 31, 2007

chode

Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

by crunky March 28, 2005

chode

Another insulting combination

Steve is a fuckin chodespank.

by Booyea February 6, 2003