Brodeo

(sounds like rodeo, instead with bro at the beginning)

A place, usually a party, that has a dissappointingly low number of females. Also see sausage-fest.

"Dude, the brodeo last night sucked so bad. We should use our next paychecks for strippers next time."

by Krystalynn April 14, 2008

broccoli top

n. - a roll, or multiple rolls of fat that are so large they can no longer be considered a muffin top, and must therefor be considered a broccoli top. another characteristic of the broccoli top is visible cellulite, that have a broccoli-like texture. ew.

michelle: ewwww, look at miranda's rolls! she's got the biggest muffin top i've ever seen!

max: its not even a muffin top. its more like a broccoli top.

by max oberbroeckling November 1, 2008

Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

Brodeo

1. An event during which men ride eachother around like horses in a rodeo, thus BROdeo

2. A party or social event where more men are present than females. (synonym: "sausage fest")

Man, this is a brodeo, let's get outta here

by Oswald McNasty October 7, 2003

Broccoli

Old people, especially old women.

Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.

by Yadingus June 9, 2016

Broctopus

(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.

broctopus

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."

by the urbster September 16, 2010

Brocean

Water based location where good friends gather.

We are going to stone cold some stones at the Brocean.

by JayFoxWeinerPizzNhoes October 22, 2012