truckstop breakfast

noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.

...but the third truckstop breakfast was just right, and so she ate it all up.

by keldard February 20, 2011

Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

by provider44 January 13, 2010

country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.

Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!

by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008

martian breakfast

When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.

It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.

by Moe Tongue March 1, 2009

Bull Breakfast

Nothings better than starting you day with a can of red Bull and a side of flapjacks( or any breakfast food works very well as a milk substiute in cereal)

I woke ups this morning so tired so i had a bull breakfast

by Jessyb93 March 17, 2009

McRusky Breakfast

shove a rusk up your girlfiends arse, piss on the rusk and then arse fuck her to make it mushy. Suck the soft rusk out using a McDonalds straw.

I had a McRusky Breakfast this morning. My girlfriend went to work with a limp.

by Hungry Horrace October 31, 2008

December Breakfast

The small shape of chocolate found in some advent calenders during the month of December.

I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.

by Perkstain December 11, 2009