breadkick

When Artemi Panarin, the hockey player, kicks.

Vitaly: LOOK. HE JUST DID A BREADKICK
Charlie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DracofuckedHarry December 12, 2021

tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you

I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying

by olered February 27, 2017

panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).

i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.

by dhr46 June 12, 2011

beaking it

The act of snorting illegal powders through your nostrils.

"she's on a comedown, she must have been beaking it all weekend"

by Ty Wordman July 3, 2006

Bradding

-A verb
-The action of always having beautiful women sleeping in your bed, without intercourse.

My room mate has been bradding since we got here.

by The other room mate June 12, 2016

breading

To tell a lie which is very unbelievable and keep insisting that it is true.

Example 1
Zoe: I jumped a basketball fence when i was six, because three dogs bigger than twilight were chasing me.
Chi: Mad! Mad! Mad!

BEHIND ZOE'S BACK...

Chi: Zoe has been feeding me a hell of bread lately.
Ore: Guy! His breads are sweet.
Chi: I swear guy! He should stop breading.

by Orenzyie February 8, 2018

"Breaking the law"

When a dude, or chick in some cases, walks around the house wearing a shirt but nude otherwise fully exposing the genitals. Seen in many movies, but nonetheless totally unnecessary.

I was "breaking the law" last night looking for my boxers

by Muk Wang October 29, 2006