A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
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by BOBTHEI3EAN March 30, 2009
Get the Boner Soupmug. An enormous erection provoked by the sound of a Diesel engine. Usually reaching its peak upon hearing the compressor surge. Pointing slightly to the left is a key sign to look for.
It was inevitable that Tyler would end up with a diesel boner while at work after hearing the big Ford leave the parking lot.
by Mr. Antler January 17, 2013
Get the Diesel Bonermug. (n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.
by realblackmak August 17, 2012
Get the shame bonermug. An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.
Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."
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