boltonize

To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.

This apple is bland.
Boltonize it.

by skeevy December 18, 2013

Electrocution Bolts

Another name for lightning

The electrocution bolts struck a tree

by Brown Bear :) August 16, 2008

Bolted

To have yo hair did, like corn rows. This word was created in the third ward, because people got tired of saying corn rows.

Also means some other gay shit.

"hey fool ima be at sha-nay-nay's gettin' my head bolted."

by P-diddyliddy January 21, 2010

Boltron

1. While smoking cannabis with friends, you mix in one bowl three or more different strains of that Chron-digga, Skunk, Purp, Shaboobalaboopy, that NauNudda or other. To attain the pinnacle in psychotropic stimulation.

Captain Keith-"Hey broski, you whippin' up a tasy salad over there?"

Lance Charles McClain-"No, I'm forming Boltron"

Captain Keith-"Safe"

by JBlock January 20, 2008

bolted down carnival

A permanent amusement park that consists of mobile carnival equipment bolted permanently into place.

Adventureland in Long Island, NY.
Camp Minnie Mickey in Walt Disney World, Florida.
Dorney Park in Pennsylvania in the 1980s.

My brother got killed when the spookhouse at the bolted down carnival caught fire.

by Chainsman August 25, 2009

Bolton

The Moustache equivalent of a dingleberry. Also Trump's National Security Advisor.

Trump: This Bolton is making me itchy. Itchy to start a nuclear war.

by RandoCalrissian'sBlaster May 15, 2018

boltz

wat paul lahm has. often metal and in your back.

paul lahm has boltz.

by shweaty alex September 29, 2004