Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.

Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital!

by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023

Birth control

Used to prevent babies

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

“ it’s fine I took my birth control”

by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019

Butt Birth

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.

D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...

by SirNinjaStone June 21, 2016

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014