Juicy Batman

A glass of water ordered at a bar.

"Let me get a juicy batman with no wings."

by Golden Penis April 23, 2010

Batman v Superman

A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.

Just saw Batman v Superman and it was complete ass!

by archer12 March 8, 2017

dutch batman

A sexual act involving two people, one male, and one female, where the female lays down on her back, and the fine gentleman will move his bowels atop the woman's chest.

Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!

May take more than one try....

How would you like a dutch batman, miss?

by Fillmore Buttes August 19, 2011

Batmanning

The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.

Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"

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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"

by xSamix December 23, 2013

batwing

it's what you can do to someone on a hot afternoon when your testicles are drooping extremely far down...it's a 2 part process...you take a sweaty ball in the palm of your hand, and the other nut in the other hand and stretch them out as far apart as possible, this is easy part...for the 2nd (and more difficult) part you you gotta find a slutty bitch who's down for the clown, and you get her in any of many sexy submissive poses and stretch your nutsack over her face...if you do this correctly you should be able to get both balls all the way around to her ears...its quite a sight because you can see the imprint of their face poking out through your scrotum

Brad was such a cock mongrel that he was just begging to be batwinged

did you see the way i batwinged that bitch last night, she didnt know what was coming

Chris batwinged Brad 3 times while he was passed out

by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005

Batwings

When the mans scrotum is hot and sweaty and stuck together to the his ass or thigh.

After running a race. "I have major batwings"

by Brian January 20, 2009

batwing

When you sweat intensly, specifically near the groin, and your ball sack sticks to your leg. You Try to move your legs, or shake em, to try to destick them balls from your leg. Its very annoying, because you try to unstick them, and it doesnt work very often, unless you use your hands. It would be quite rude, if you were seen in public.

Man that soccer game was intense, the gym was sooo hot, and man, my shirt is drenched, ive got a bad case of ass sweat, and ive got a batwing. How pleasant.

by Michael Tchoooo June 18, 2005