Frank Baker

Occasional booty call, not your boyfriend.. just your "F**K" Buddy. Hence the initials FB.. Just an acronym for your maintenance man.

Friend: "Hey Girl, how come you're so late??"
You: "Frank Baker came over to check my plumbing"

by StephanieC68 April 17, 2008

t-baker

(adj) 1) A garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.

(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early

(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY

ex) 1)-
Tim- hey man did you hear that?

Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!

Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry

ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here

Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying

T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY

ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)

Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!

by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009

Matthew Baker

A cheating, lying, manipulative, controlling, asshole who only cares about himself

Fuck Matthew Baker...

by Mak_attack July 21, 2018

Jasmine Baker

A really great person. Get to know her and she will change your life. Shes funny and crazy fun. Dont get on her bad side though. She loves the idea of love and if she tell u she loves you take it seriously.

Guy: Jasmine baker is fun
Girl: Jasmine Baker hates me

by Thebombbbbestbombbb July 24, 2018

The Backrooms: Level 0

The Backrooms are a 600 million square mile abandoned office with mono-yellow rooms stretched throughout, the carpet being moist and stinking of old wet rug, the florescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, the wallpaper where if anyone looks for to long, could drive a man insane. If you want to enter the backrooms you must "no-clip" out of reality, to do so, walk through a darker wall that seems out of place, fall on your face, and if all else fails, go through a glitched chair. While many people have entered the backrooms on accident and on purpose, nobody has ever returned, the mono-yellow room is what many wanderers and travelers refer to as: Level 0, or Tutorial Room, and this isn't the end, its only the beginning, because to exit Level 0 and enter Level 1 you must walk through a slightly darker yellow wall than all the others, and before you enter Level 1, you must be aware of the entities that wander. Entities can be very generous creatures such as a Faceling, or they can be cold blooded such as a Smiler, Level 0 has no entities but entities do wander Level 1, so if you'll need to bring some supplies, we recommend bringing, a jug of water, canned food, a machete, knee and shoulder pads, and if need to carry more things, another backpack, after all your never coming back.

Ps: You can also enter the backrooms by falling where your hair stand up.

The Backrooms: Level 0 Is the first level of the backrooms

by eggmeme June 17, 2022

bored at baker

"A place for trolls™" ®

Dartmouth's place for people to chat anonymously with one another

Yo dude I was on Bored at Baker all night last night... didn't get any studying done!!!

by trollollololololol May 26, 2011

backround

A Misspelling of the word "back ground"
often made by English folk with a limited knowledge of their own language.

Billy : if anyone has any backrounds i can use please send them to me.
Alex : whats a backround?
Mark : Take a back and spin it round, The thing you hear - it's that sound.

by AlexVamp August 4, 2007