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my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding
by aggressivefart May 4, 2022
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Bleeding

If you're playing a card game, and someone yells "You're bleeding!" It usually means that they can see yours or someone else's cards. If somebody says this to do, hide your cards.
Kid: Hey! You're bleeding!

*fixes cards*
by Hasslehoff💪 May 24, 2022
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Bleeding Surfer

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias October 16, 2012
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Bleeding Kansas

When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.
Guy: UwU

Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO
by BautistaBombHer June 5, 2018
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Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood
Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!
by Moose calf69 June 27, 2020
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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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until bleed

by vxid May 13, 2021
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