blaed

the best guy you will ever meet,perfect smile, perfect eyes, perfect height, everything about him is. he gives amazing hugs and is a great kisser, he is such a lovable guy, is great with kids, you can tell him anything and trust that he wont tell a soul, he knows when your upset, and will defend you anyday, he is brave and doesnt take shit from anyone, he is one of a kind, no one could ever replace him, but he needs to stop being down on himself about death, but other wise 100% perfect!!

girl 1; whos that dude over there?!?
girl 2; ohh thats blaed?
girl 1; is he single??
gir 2; nope, sorry?
girls; what a lucky girl;

by bindy October 22, 2012

beed

past tense of be

i beed at the mall all day

by panties July 15, 2003

mitsu-she-blee

Woman who lives by her own home grown passions and beliefs, typically has a tune bouncing through her head, always has one on the car radio. Car is generally not hoity toity. A Mitsubishi or other which shows she thinks for herself and doesn't follow. She is aware of the male onlookers and that she is total MILF material, but still drives away with indifference bopping to her freshly ripped CD playing only what she wants to hear.
Mixes well with everybody but some how feels apart.

My totally mitsu-she-blee 40 something friend didn't have time to celebrate her birthday. She grooved through the day rollerblading, rearranging her furniture, shoe shopping and going for ice cream with her teenagers.

by Ho-Man October 24, 2007

Bleeding Heart Disease

Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.

It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.

Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.

Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."

by Brad Bender January 8, 2009

Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Bleeding Kansas

Anal plundering to the point of blood, usually a direct result of the female doing something that deserves punishment. (i.e. voting).

T-Bone gave that bitch a bleeding kansas, and she deserved it!

by Fishdaddy December 16, 2008

super bleeder

one who bleeds if you shoot them in the chest plate

guess not...super bleeder

by rachel <3's andy July 12, 2006