Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023
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ghost bleed

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 17, 2011
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bleeding butt

When your butt bleeds
Anthony: Blood is coming out if your butt!

Jan: yeah, I have a bleeding butt.
by Brittanyg1222 February 09, 2014
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first bleed

The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits
Madison what is on your face
“Just my first bleed”
by Jimmy5678 March 13, 2022
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bleed those

Means like I’ll hit that or I’ll fuck it
by Woody.1k November 11, 2022
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