Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

Poop in a basket

The act of telling someone you are really mad and are giving them poop in a basket, then the present is actually a nice gift in a basket. Funny prank.

I told her I got her poop in a basket and she got mad until she saw it.

by ToasterGoat May 9, 2010

Easter Basket

A Easter Basket is filling a clean, public toilet with huge solid pieces of oblong dookie. Then leaving it, where they all fill the bowl perfectly like a bowl full of eggs and french loaves. It's a perfect gift that surprises the next person who happens to open the bathroom door.

I'mma kill Tiffany! That nasty bitch left a easter basket swirling in the office's one toilet.

by Lil' Taste October 23, 2016

Nigger Basket

A woman white, black, or other race pregnant with a nigger baby, Usually a white woman

"Yeah she's going out with a nigger and she's already pregnant"

"Oh so she's a nigger basket now!"

by whitey420420 August 12, 2012

Biscuit Basket

A place where women throw their used pads and tampons resulting in a foul smell and dense air.

My grandfather says that the women's visitor bathroom at the jail smells like a biscuit basket.

by Sailorman123 February 22, 2021

wicker basket

The act of one sitting cross legged beating off to some random girls pictures, these include but are not limited to those on facebook.

Clute how many times did you "wicker basket" today?

by Sam Song November 14, 2006

basket case

1)a crazy person
2)a really awesome song by green day w/ the one and only oh, so talented and sexy billie joe

1)School has turned me into a basket case
2)SHH!! Basket Case is playing on the radio.

by awsum_32 May 13, 2005