personal attack

a logical fallacy that demeans your opponent instead of refuting their argument.

"You shouldn't vote for Bill for student-body president because he got some random chick pregnant. What would he know what's good for the school?"

The person made a personal attack on Bill in order to give him a bad image so that he/she has a better chance at winning.

by Anime Nerd December 17, 2008

hard attack

An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.

Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.

Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!

Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*

Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?

Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.

by The Token Black Guy April 20, 2006

sack attack

To whip out one's testicle(s) and accompanying scrotum in an unsavoury manner in front of unsuspecting victims. Often done in public places, coupled with the shouting of "my bwain".

I got sack attacked by Matt in the pub last night.

by Rio Merkmeister September 1, 2008

Zach Attack

(V) Though the name suggests violence, it is an action of truth and love inspired only by people as groovy as Zach's. The process of screaming to, jumping out at, and randomly hugging a Zach.

(Friend of Zach): *sees Zach* ZACH ATTACK!!!!!!!! *jump and hug*

by katiegee7777789 November 24, 2010

Titty Attack

To go nuts and spaz out.

Don't have a Titty Attack.

by Melinda Gonzalez October 29, 2003

Fap-Attack

Fap-Attacking is when you furiously masturbate to any of the Attack Attack songs. Doing so can cause one or all of many reactions. If you listen to any fast paced songs, and if you jerk your wanker vigorously enough, you can obtain the ability to for a few seconds, become a Super Saiyan 17. The after effects may cause cancer of the everywhere, and bleeding from the ass and earlobes. If you fap to a slower paced song, there is a one in a 117.4563 chance that you will be teleported to an alternate dimension and meet a gay jesus. The only way to get back is to travel 5 miles to castle Brennenburg and beat the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent, without a lantern. After you, and if you survive, you will leave castle Brennenburg, and wander into a swap where there will be 2 mile tall jellyfish with thorny neck dicks, that can and will brutaly rape your anus until your teeth turn into glass shards of fork, that will jump down your throat and stab your colon until you cry. After the swap, you will come up to the portal. Unfortuantly, that portal is actually a trap that teleports you to the inside of a giants sweaty arm bracelets. Once you jump out of his crunchy grundle cage, you will need to parachute down to the ground ( WARNING, LANDING IN ANYWHERE BESIDES THE INVISIBLE SWITCH THAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO REALITY WILL CAUSE IMMEDIATE DEATH. )

Fap-Attack: " Luke i'm totally going to Fap-Attack when i get home!"
Fap-Attacking: " Sorry Walter i'll talk to you later im Fap-Attacking right now."
Fap-Attacked: "Yea Mike i totally Fap-Attacked yesterday."

by GrundleMan1013 June 21, 2012

Laugh Attack

When you get really baked at cant stop laughing at something you thought was funny.

There is no better dope-smoking experience than having an hour-long laugh attack with a friend.

by god has balls April 18, 2010