Asspectacular

Fantastic; to have an 'apple-shaped' rear end; pert, with plex. Grabbable; capable of producing 'WHACK!' sounds upon slapping of cheek(s).

Holy cow! That girl's asspectacular!

by mj v1.0 September 2, 2003

asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

by Rhiana October 26, 2007

assportunity

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

by jakevt March 29, 2009

Asspen

an undesirable, selfish male from the famed ski-bum town of Aspen, CO. his main concerns include beer, drugs, and banging you after he causes you to believe he is the answer to your boyfriend prayers. ladies, remember, "the odds are good but the goods are odd."

kate: he was so into me when we were skiing yesterday. i totally thought we connected!
jen: did you bang?
kate: obvi.
jen: girl, he's an asspen! they don't connect!

by mightymississippi September 9, 2010

Assberg

Adjective and noun used to describe assh*le behaviour, the apparent behaviour being only 10% of what an assberg is actually capable of.

Exclamation: "Wow! What an assh*ole!"

Reply: "Yes, but that's just the tip of the assberg."

by tomzilla saulzilla March 27, 2009

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

asser

when ur really bad at something

ur ass
"ur asser"

by ThatSadGirl101 January 30, 2017