The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

Masturbation Arm

Disproportionate muscle growth in the arm used in masturbation, resulting in an "imbalance" of arm size.

Can be cured by using the weaker arm instead.

"Dude, check out my bicep! It's huge!"
"That's because you jerk with that one. Let's see the other one."

"I can lift a sofa with my masturbation arm. The other's just weak."

by funtakmonster February 20, 2012

tribal arm

sticking your arm up a partners ass hole with nothing but a long sleeve t-shirt on

wow dude i gave this girl a tribal arm last night, it was off the hizzzyyyyyy

by georgeyyyyyyyyyyyy November 28, 2009

Twist your arm

Making someone do something they don't want to do.

Boy: Are you coming over?
Girl: I guess if you really want me to..
Boy: I'm not trying to twist your arm don't come if you don't want to.
Girl: Cool!

by Girlfriend of the dominican November 11, 2010

On the arm

Getting something free of charge. Police lingo for free.

Dunkin Donuts girl: That will be $1.56 for that coffee officer.

Police Officer: You must be new here. This ones on the arm.

by Uncle Dewey July 23, 2008

McCain arm

Condition where your arm goes numb, preventing you raising it beyond horizontal

What's wrong with your arm?
Oh I had a flu shot earlier and now I've got a touch of McCain arm

by StewieG wannabe December 16, 2008

baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

by M February 4, 2005