the advisors

Hairy balls. Used in context with Woodrow Wilson

"Man did you see that hottie Lori at the show last night?

Yea, she had Woodrow Wilson and
the advisors at attention."

by TDoug June 10, 2008

incumbent advantage

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.

After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.

by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010

Rennie Advantage

The act of smoking marijuana roughly 1 -2 hours before a golf tee time. A reference to Incubus manager Steve Rennie who is an avid 2 handicap golfer.

Dude, for our trip to Bethpage, I'm totally gonna to utilize a Rennie Advantage.

by Gold Spoon March 28, 2011

Poseidon Adventure

An inverted Motorboat. When a person sits on top of and rubs their breasts vigorously in another person's face while they make vibrating sounds. So named for the movie "The Poseidon Adventure" which takes place in an upturned cruise liner.

Lucy: Check out the bazookas on that little hottie!
Lara: I'd like to go on a Poseidon Adventure with her!

Chuck: I think Larry's Manboobs have gotten bigger.
Ben: I'll be he gives his Girlfriend a Poseidon Adventure every time they do it.

by chebizarro January 23, 2014

Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.

Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.

by How It Sir February 2, 2018

Little Adventures

The best guinea pig advice channel on YouTube run by Julia of Germany with her 5 piggies Sylvester, Nugget, Lumi, Gatsby, and Lulu. Go sub if you are normal.

"Yo, dude, I just binge watched Little Adventures for 7 hours straight."

by thewheekingpiggy January 5, 2020

Beer Advocate

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.

I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!

by FegelFatso July 14, 2020