A total bad ass who takes shite from no one. Usually is a meme god. Will love her bf, who is usually a meme god, and eats tide pods. Shy but really enjoys contact with people she is in a relationship with (for example, hugging, holding hands, maybe a kiss on the cheek but nothing major, she is shy after all), but too afraid of pure rejection from them to admit it. She is very hard to embarrass (her younger sister will often embarrass her, so she will take anything).This weirdo is loveable and a bit bonkers. An ashlei is an amazing person to have in your life. Loves sports like soccer. Is also innocent, you'll never catch her swearing, but sometimes she can come out with a mouthful.
by gamergir69 February 12, 2018
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That guy is such an enlightened asshole sometimes! He calls himself a friend, but seems to think that it is funny that I am loosing my job at BP and will have to go back to teaching. I hate my job, but that doesn't mean that I was ready to look for another one!
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Every day when I get off work -- all I want is a cold beer or two, but my girlfriend has to ask shit like "Does beer really make you happy?"... sure it makes me happy... for about an hour... damn, she can be such an enlightened asshole sometimes.
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My vegetarian co-worker had point out that there was "dead animals" in my chinese chicken salad today -- that enlightened asshole ruined my appetite!
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(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Yes, the hurricane destroyed most of the city, but perhaps the survivors will have an opportunity to start fresh and make positive changes in their life."
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(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Littering is not bad... creating trash however is destroying the earth. Perhaps we should let trash fall on the streets rather than allowing it to be hidden inside trash bins and landfills. This would at least remind us all daily of the destruction we are taking part in."
That guy is such an enlightened asshole sometimes! He calls himself a friend, but seems to think that it is funny that I am loosing my job at BP and will have to go back to teaching. I hate my job, but that doesn't mean that I was ready to look for another one!
EXAMPLE 2:
Every day when I get off work -- all I want is a cold beer or two, but my girlfriend has to ask shit like "Does beer really make you happy?"... sure it makes me happy... for about an hour... damn, she can be such an enlightened asshole sometimes.
EXAMPLE 3:
My vegetarian co-worker had point out that there was "dead animals" in my chinese chicken salad today -- that enlightened asshole ruined my appetite!
EXAMPLE 4:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Yes, the hurricane destroyed most of the city, but perhaps the survivors will have an opportunity to start fresh and make positive changes in their life."
EXAMPLE 5:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Littering is not bad... creating trash however is destroying the earth. Perhaps we should let trash fall on the streets rather than allowing it to be hidden inside trash bins and landfills. This would at least remind us all daily of the destruction we are taking part in."
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Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.
'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
by uncle Bert July 31, 2012
Get the The Asshole of the Universe mug.A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.
Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
by queque12345 February 8, 2022
Get the Fat Asshole Farting Toxic mug.Ashleigh, are often cute and pretty girl. She's quiet around adults and people she doesn't know, but if you are lucky to get to know one, she'll trust you. Ashleighs are often red heads.
Ashleigh's are funny, reliable, caring and will keep any secret you trust them with. Most Ashleigh's are pet lovers. Ashleigh can be one of your closest friends but only if she trusts you. If you betray her, she will become your worst nightmare.
Ashleigh's give AWESOME advise and will help you get out of any serious situation if you need her.
When an Ashleigh falls in love, she's usually close with the person she likes. If the person is in a relationship, she'll suck it up and put on a smile. She'll only want you to be happy.
If you come across an Ashleigh, befriend her and gain her trust. Make sure you keep her in your life
Ashleigh's are funny, reliable, caring and will keep any secret you trust them with. Most Ashleigh's are pet lovers. Ashleigh can be one of your closest friends but only if she trusts you. If you betray her, she will become your worst nightmare.
Ashleigh's give AWESOME advise and will help you get out of any serious situation if you need her.
When an Ashleigh falls in love, she's usually close with the person she likes. If the person is in a relationship, she'll suck it up and put on a smile. She'll only want you to be happy.
If you come across an Ashleigh, befriend her and gain her trust. Make sure you keep her in your life
Person 1: Weren't you just sad a while ago
Person 2: I was, but Ashleigh helped me through it. She's an awesome friend.
Person 2: I was, but Ashleigh helped me through it. She's an awesome friend.
by Alw4y5inn0c3nt November 30, 2011
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Get the paper asshole mug.tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby
dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole
man are you threatening me
yes man you better back off
ok man I get you
dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole
man are you threatening me
yes man you better back off
ok man I get you
by littlejimmie November 22, 2019
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