Almond

A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.

'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez

by idealist102 April 2, 2011

almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

by Face February 18, 2005

Almost Skateboards

A skateboarding company featuring:
Ryan Sheckler (The youngest pro)
Daewon Song
Rodney Mullen

and more

Almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.

by Ricky Benda July 25, 2008

Almighty Bunghole

The deity of the Great Cornholio.

BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!!!

by Dikeido August 16, 2011

Alma

Alma is the most amazing girl in the school. Everyone loves her. She is also a badass and people don't mess with her.

Alma just beat him up!

by UrBadOOf123456789 May 10, 2019

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

ALMFO

internet slang that only the 'coolest' of kids would use, stands for "almost laughed my fingernails off"

"hey garry, i got an erection in class and had to stand up and give a speech! it was so embarrassing!"

"HAHAHAHAH ALMFO!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneshiftoneshifteleven"

by 11danus March 6, 2009